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The indictment is dropped
Egon, no one will believe that I am a construction worker,
If you believe it yourself, you will become it,
- It will go smoothly, Kjell, - If your information is correct,
The store has invested in a new Franz Jäger cabinet, -
- and there must be values ​​worth hundreds of thousands,
See, Now the shop closes, Now there will soon be a free lane,
I don't know about the beard,
Just don't cause a stir during the five minutes I'm in,
- Can you handle it? - Of course, We are not idiots,
Stethoscope, Talc, Gloves,
What are you waiting for? Cut the alarm,
So that's what my tax dollars go to?
No,,, He's in training,
- Benny, it's on fire! - Not right now, Kjell,
Put out the fire!
100,000,
Benny, you idiot,
Put out the fire!
Meatheads! What are you doing?
Hermansen, this is a very important task,,,
of national importance, which requires both execution ability and discretion,
That is precisely why we want to offer it to our best man in the police,
And we hope and believe that you, Hermansen, -
- is the right person for the task,
Just one more time,
So you want to give me a task of national importance?
- Yes, if you want it, - I was born for that task,
Just give me a moment,
I sit down and get the most important task of my life, What could be more important?
You have said that Olsen has first priority,
They caught him in the act,
Have they caught Egon Olsen red-handed?
Unfortunately I have to go,
Well though,,,
Think we started in the same place,
Olsen was the first one I arrested,
- And it wasn't the last time, - No! 14 times!
Look here, Plus one more, That makes 15 bowler hats,
15-0, Olsen, And you're going to jail for stealing shoes,
And I,,,
I have been headhunted,
Yes exactly, Headhunted,
I have to ensure security at the Munch Museum,
- Isn't it a secret? - What is he going to use it for?
What are you going to use it for?
Had the Munch Museum exhibited shoes, so maybe,,,
Are you there, Holm? Because he's going to jail because he stole shoes,
Egon Olsen,
Bro, it was super chill to screw it up with you,
Hi, Egon,
- Is that your mate? - Egon Olsen, The man with the plans,
- So you are Egon Olsen? - That's right,
In your own high person,
I have also heard very good things about you,
Classic,
Thank you,
- The two of us should make a plan, - Maybe,
- Kaz, - Bucket, damn it,
Toby, Tobe, mate, Is everything well?
- Yes yes,,, - Welcome, Egon,
- We have missed you, - Yes,
Your cigar, Electronic,
- Electronic? - Yes, with peach flavor,
- It is better for health, - All the cool ones use them now,
- Cool car, boys, - It's such a shared car,
- Look there, Cake, - Now we are here again, Gathered,
- Car sharing? - Yes, it's cheap,
- You should steal a car, - I don't pay the bills,
- I have not become completely law-abiding, - Now just drive,
Sorry, I lured you into that shoe store, Egon,
And sorry I'm not a good road worker,
- Now we have to listen to you, - You're the boss,
- Well, Listen, - Well, we're celebrating here,
Congratulations, Egon, Finally another chance to smoke your ass again,
- Egon has just come out, - And then you get rid of everything,
Is something big coming? A new grand plan,
- Too bad he never delivers, - It's not Egon's fault,
No, it's never Egon's fault, Kjell has looked for a proper job now,
He needs a stable framework, both financially and for his nerves,
Then we can have a little more to rut with, We need to buy new kitchen chairs,
And then he has promised me new lamps for the nail salon,
- And a little trip south? - No, not again,
It's crowded swimming pools and several hours in a plane,
I dream of Hurtigruten, Midnight sun and that light in the sky,
- Northern Light, - Kjell has family up north,
- Can not we,,,? - Say something in Northern Norwegian,
Aren't you going to help me, mom?
Yes, mother always stands up, Otherwise, there was no mayonnaise for the bread,
- Hello, Egon, - You've grown up,
- You haven't gotten any smaller either, - Uh, great in the battle,
- Save it for Saturday, - He is so strict, I like that,
He knows where the chair should be, Mom will be here in a bit,
Clean up yourself, because I have a customer, Save a piece for me, With strawberries,
- Yes Yes, - Occupation?
Valborg wouldn't say that,
If we don't get money in the coffers, we lose the apartment,
It will not happen, Egon fixes something, Not true?
With a trip to the museum,
Egon! Here you have a cigar, The real deal,
Yes,,,
Continue,
I shared a cell with a man named Fredriksen,
There are three of us,
He was one of the museum's contractors,
But he took detours and ended up in prison,
The museum became gray instead of white, It was Fredriksen,
Fredriksen is bitter that he was blamed for all the mistakes, -
- so he didn't mind sharing his secrets with me,
Well,,, what do you think?
- Shall we steal that painting? - No no, We must steal all three,
Three versions of perhaps the world's best-known motif, "The Scream",
- How much are they worth? - Several billions,
Isn't that a bit much?
Don't you dream of an apartment in west Oslo for a billion or two?
No, just enough for the installments, And the washing machine,
Relax, Kjell,
- Aren't they well guarded? - Yeah,
The painting is mounted in an installation of titanium -
- reinforced with tungsten, the world's hardest metal,
And it hangs behind triple-insured and shatterproof glass,
Fire-proof, explosion-proof, virus-proof and burglar-proof,
Burglar-proof? Not for you, Egon,
Franz Jäger?
It is about considering the museum as one big safe,
Don't they have alarm systems?
Good you ask, For now, guys, we're going to say hello to an old friend,
Does anyone own this one?
- Do you know what happened? - No,
It's probably some kids,
- We follow the protocol, - Make room,
See which letters he chooses,
CODE APPROVED
- Check, - Yes it looks good,
- Protocol for alarm completed, - No deviations,
Have you done a reset in front of the pig fur there?
Call for safety seminar,
- Again? - Yes, again,
You obviously haven't grasped everything, Do you know who it is?
- Egon,,, - Egon Olsen,
Do you know what I've been up to while you've been gone?
- No,,, 15-0, - But soon 15-1,
- So you missed me? - No,
I've had more important things to do, Security is getting better and better,
There's nothing to get here, Olsen, So stay away from my museum,
- See you, - No, we don't,
We don't do that,
Safety meeting!
Does anyone here know what pride and…
What have I done to deserve such…
charlatans under my command?
Why should I hire someone like you?
Doesn't Hermansen pay extra attention now?
I really hope so,
- You haven't got a fear of heights, Benny? - No,
- Why do you ask? - What is the basis of all communication?
The phone?
The word, Which letters did the guard choose?
It was,,, T, L, T, Æ, K, L,,,
And the G at the end? In my letters it becomes "inadequate",
The museum uses a double keypad security system,
They only get half a code each,
Only one man should know the entire code, Hermansen,
And there he finished his lecture,
Seven minutes and ten seconds, Perfect,
- What book is he reading today? - He had one,
- Yes, Unni Lindell, "The Honey Trap", - Are you sure?
Yes, Valborg has read it, Because him on the cover was nice,
- Here it is, - Read until the word "inadequate",
And you get a car,
Yes I understand that, But if it gets out, I'm done,
And then you're done too,
Yes, Then we'll shut up about it, Goodbye,
- It's been a long time, Olsen, - Yes, Listen to this,
250 million,
What is that? Do they sell three for the price of two?
Weren't the paintings worth billions?
- See if you can get a better price, - No, 250 million is fine,
- Yes, that's good enough, - Well,
Weird, I charged it up for a fiver,
No, then!
- Which side did you say? - Page 130,
- "Insufficient", - That's right, It goes up,
I guess the word is the first word on line 19,
Kjell, what's the matter with you?
I don't know soon, Egon,
Valborg must not come home and see us sitting and,,, planning,
She says I have to cut back on the thefts,
Be more with her and Bassen,
Stealing three "The Scream" is not stepping down,
Bingo! It was line 19, first word, How did you know?
The page corresponds to the day of the year, the line corresponds to the week number, -
- and the word corresponds to the day of the week, If we have the book, we know the code,
Well, Listen up,
The pillars in the hall are made -
- of a mixture of a composite material and lime,
And it disintegrates when it meets acid,,, vinegar,
First we need to sabotage a column with vinegar and take measurements,
Eventually the pillar will collapse,
Beware!
Fortunately, help is on the way,
But the new pillar does not only contain concrete,
Kjell obtains the password, Hermansen is a routine person,
Every day at 4 p,m, he eats at restaurant Vaaghals,
The first thing he does is change the code for the alarm -
- and send the two parts to two guards at the museum,
Kjell, you find out which book he has the password from,
Four sashimi, one nigiri, two toyota and a liter of soy sauce,
- Wait, Aren't you Egon Olsen's friend? - Yeah, It doesn't work!
It is true, He knows who you are, We send Bassen in instead,
A fried cod head and 20 glasses of orange water,
Not as a servant, She just needs to see the title and find the word in the library,
- And send the code to your phone, - No, it can be tracked,
In addition, sensors reveal mobile use after hours,
The password must be entered physically, Besides, there must be two of us,
- Shall I be in the column with you? - No,
- Wasn't it impossible to get in? - Yes, but not to get out,
All rooms where there are no guards, -
- are full of motion sensors and cameras,
But I'm in the column, and when the museum closes, we get down to business,
The living room
The bass gives the code to Benny, who is ready at the mouth of the Akerselven,
- Shouldn't I do something? - Yeah,
You must trigger the alarm using a balloon,
There are small cracks in the rubber strip that you have to take advantage of,
Benny changes into gray overalls and gets ready at the south side of the museum,
Even if it is apparently a false alarm, Hermansen wants to check everything,
But first he wants to call a meeting about security,
There we have our chance,
The museum is now hermetically sealed and the paintings secured,
But when the guards are called, -
- must they switch off the motion sensors so as not to trigger the alarm,
So while the guards are at the briefing, there is free range,
I get out of the column and open the door from the inside,
Benny has reached the 13th floor, where there is a security breach,
The windows come from a bankrupt factory and cannot be locked,
We still have five minutes left,
CODE APPROVED
We have 30 seconds to remove the images,
- Good time, - No,
If we do not replace the weight of the paintings, -
- then the entire hall is locked down,
- Can I ask a question? - Yes?
My photos have obviously become very valuable,
Shouldn't it be a little harder to steal them?
I understand what you're asking, Edvard, May I call you Edward?
- Rather not, - Munch,,, Or is it pronounced Mynch?
I no longer know myself,
It's not that simple, I make it look simple,
- A bit like you and your pictures, - I understand what you mean,
We geniuses have it easy, I painted this right now,
- Hermansen? - Sick,
There we have the title, "Sick Man",
- How do we get out? - You shouldn't be here,
Hermansen talks about security for five minutes and 30 seconds,
Meanwhile, we pack up the paintings and change into costumes,
We dress up as ballet dancers,
Then we trigger the alarm again,
Hermansen and the guards want to get up as soon as possible,
The alarm stops the elevator, they take the stairs,
We have to get out of the room before the doors close, -
- and down faster than Hermansen can get up,
- Then we just go for a walk, - No, because everything is locked,
Bulletproof glass, We're not getting out that way, Follow along now,
Fredriksen had more information in stock,
There has been mining under Bjørvika, -
- so under the museum there is a tunnel -
- all the way to the Opera,
There is a staircase up to the room below the main stage, -
- but the room is closed, so the only way out is up through the stage floor,
And under "Swan Lake" the floor opens at the same time every evening, -
- exactly 26 minutes and 20 seconds into the performance,
Are you watching ballet? Isn't that casting pearls before swine?
I have a client in half an hour, You can't sit here and watch the ballet,
In the egg is a ballerina who hasn't been at her best for a few years,
When she comes out, we put the paintings in,
And then we drive up with the egg,
We dance out, and Kjell is ready as a stagehand -
- and smuggle us out in a transport box on wheels,
- Brilliant, Egon! - You have surpassed yourself,
I don't know if I'm good as a stagehand,
Didn't I tell you guys to be out?
My clients are guaranteed discretion, so you can't be here,
- The business above all else, - Yes, you must be tough as nails,
What are you looking at? Out with you, Benny,
Take a seat, Wenche,
- Acrylic or gel today? - Acrylic,
Three liters of vinegar, spray bottles, five meters of metal pipe, -
- putty compound, three liters of paint, eggshell, 0502Y, -
- plywood, three wool blankets, a kitchen scale, two gray boiler suits, -
- headlamps, paddle board, balloons, dough scraper, helium, fishing line, -
- 140 meters of climbing rope, a motor game?
Yes, a motor game,
Eight meters of rope, a toboggan, two costumes and a car,
- A big car, - Yes,
Can you play with me?
Go out into the kitchen,
All that equipment is going to be terribly expensive, I only have 200 kroner,
We solve it without money,
Credit, Kjell, It's better than money,
The pool will play restaurant, I'm in the middle of a paid assignment,
Now you play restaurant with Bassen, Otherwise she will be upset,
Just take care of yourselves,
What are you planning, Egon?
We just need to go out and buy some materials,
- Yes, that's it, - You call that a big car?
There must be an error in the booking system,
Don't wave!
New plans?
We're just going for a little drive,
- It must be small with that car, - It will last,
You must call if you need help,
- Drive, - Is everything OK?
Think about buying such a house for Valborg,
What are you doing?
Oops!
- Yes, yes, wait a minute, - Drive,
Drive!
Shut up and collect materials,
We leave the rest to the art of appearing creditable,
- Okay? - Yes, Egon, Do we understand you?
- What have you understood? - We must collect materials,
- And? - Keep quiet?
My name is Aron Løvrød, and I am an authorized contractor,
It is my employees who do not speak Norwegian,
Will you find the materials on the list?
And remember to bring it all with you, Thanks,
What a well organized business,
Thank you very much, Not everyone notices the details,
It could well become my new hometown,
We don't have alcohol, but our coffee is strong,
Yes,
There is no Aron Løvrød here,
I have to stand in the system, What about the main contractor, Fredriksen?
There are many people named Fredriksen, What is the address?
We have so many addresses, so which one is it now?
My secretary usually arranges this sort of thing,
No,,,
Could we perhaps solve it in another way? If you and I,,,
Kell, She checks the computer, She discovers it,
- What? - That it's a scam,
We have to save Egon from the situation, Get Egon, I have a plan,
Damn, Benny,
- You and I,,, think with our hearts, - Yes?
Which way do you have in mind?
So, maybe we could think a little outside the box,
What kind of box? White? Medium gray?
Yes, a little medium gray in it,
- We could get into that, - Yes, maybe,
Egon, you must come,
- You must come along, - Is there something wrong?
You speak Norwegian well, You wouldn't believe that you,,,
Come with me! Benny is ready with a plan!
But,,,
Hello!
Come on!
Cardboard heads, Idiots,
- What did you say? - Amateurs,
We're getting away,
Police! I requisition this bike,
An orange passenger car with a trailer is heading towards Kiellands Plass,
Come on!
I had complete control over that lady,
- It required a lot of effort, - But now we got rid of her,
Drive!
- I want to go home! - Relax,
More is needed to stop Benny,
Hello, Thanks for last, Duty calls,
Now don't be like that, Egon,
- Where are you going? - Away from you!
Hangman!
- It's all my fault, - No,
I got so nervous,
I got nervous too,
What about the car?
Isn't it full of DNA and stuff?
Do you think so?
- Do you have the cigar box? - Yes,
I got it from Harry,
Do not touch me, So you mean it,
Do not touch me!
Come here, Oluf,
Yes I understand that,
- Yes? - Egon Olsen,
- I have a proposal for Bøtten, - Okay,
- What was your name? - Egon Olsen,
I can't remember the name, Come on in,
That's about the plan, right?
Not just anyone is allowed in,
Tub,
- Olsen, - You're fine here,
Things are under control,
Are you coming to tell?
No, I come to say, I have an ever so small suggestion,
So,,, a plan,
- Who doesn't? - It is large,
Probably even bigger than you are used to,
Yeah, that's,,, pretty rude,
- You have three minutes, Sit, - Thanks,
- Yeah,,, - He's not that fond of people,
- It's nothing to laugh at, - No,
The plan is as follows,
One of the columns of vinegar, Hermansen is a routine person,
The window cannot be locked, In a transport case on wheels,
250 million Norwegian kroner,
Since that's my plan, I think we should split the money equally,
If,,,
It is fine,
Yes?
But how about 500 million each?
My sources say no one will pay that much for stolen paintings,
- Are you saying I'm lying? - No, no, but,,,
Listen up, We steal the paintings,
- Then we destroy one, - We destroy two,
Did someone ask you something?
Then we destroy two,
How much do you think the state will pay for the latter? At least a billion,
- Well,,, - Why "well"?
Isn't that risky? I think it's a little rough,
- I consider,,, - That's brilliant,
I regard Munch as an equal artist,
There must be respect between us geniuses, so,,,
Yes? 250 split in half?
Fine, We use your plan,
Great, Finally a professional gang,
Cheers, What a sweaty plan,
- Cheers to a sweaty plan, - Yes Yes,
- Olsen, - Cheers, Bucket,
- Sweaty, - I have said that several times,
Nothing is so bad that it is not good for something,
Egon is not a good influence on you,
You become bold and outgoing,
- It's not good for your nerves, - It was our own fault,
I agree Benny, It's all your fault,
You, cheer up,
What is the plan now? Think positively,
- I don't have a plan, - No, you never have,
- Yes, sometimes,,, - No, you don't,
What are you looking at? Eat your roll and shut up,
Use boiling water when rinsing, Lukewarm when washing up,
So what do you say, Olsen? Is it approved?
It is quite,,,
superb,
Just check it out,
Boss, the pillar is collapsing during the night,
- Well, - Well,
You're the boss now,
Will there be a coup tomorrow?
They discover it at 08:00,
This means that I am in the column at the reception at 08,15,
Now we must have a good night's sleep, Most people sleep badly before a coup,
See you tonight, friends,
The costume,
Superb,
Yes like that,
Have we seen anything criminal?
Criminally poor workmanship in that case, We must have a new pillar immediately,
- They say they will come up with a new one, - They say they will come up with a new one,
- Who? - Who?
- Those who deliver pillars, - Those who deliver pillars,
Good that certain parts of this organization are streamlined,
Once they have installed the new column, we will open as soon as possible,
Very good,
Do you understand why it is going well? Come on, Power,,,
Linear?
Streamlined?
- Well, We are opening again, - Yes, Very good,
Madonna is the name of the mother,,,
Hello! Hello!
Hey!
Stop! Stop!
Kjell, come on,
They had two pillars, this one and another,
- Yes, because they had two pillars, - Drop the lecture! Get me out!
That was close, Egon,
- I can't trust anyone! - You can trust us, Egon,
- Kjell got Bøtten's number plate, - And Benny found the address,
She hadn't stolen it, Amateur, This one is stolen,
What do we do now?
We can't just watch her steal our plan,
I could join forces with the pimps to stop her,
Yes, because it's our coup, It's unfair,
I have a plan,
Come on!
This time we do exactly as you say, Egon,
UNNI LINDELL THE DARK MAN
And then we need,,, a little diversionary maneuver,
Why is he back though? And where does Bassen get the money from?
- The code word is "police car"! - Okay,
Look there,
Now you surprise, Egon, Nice of you to invite to the Opera,
- How big is here, - We have time for a beer,
What is it?
This is the signal for it to begin, Go ahead and reserve your seats,
Three tonics,
No, we don't have time to drink now, Come with me,
- Come on! - Pardon,
- It's tightening, - Yes, leotards must fit,
I don't feel like a stagehand despite the costume,
- Relax, - What are you doing here?
This is the ladies room,
- We are in the show, - Yes, We are birds,
- Yes, they are in the show, - Okay,
- But you must not be here, - No no,
Continue, We don't have much time,
CANCELLED! SWAN LAKE
Not again,
It was a false alarm,
There is no such thing as that, Safety meeting!
I want to sing a song, I want to sing a song!
The flea went down the back, it was going to the masquerade
in the butt, there was horn music and they served chocolate
Sit down,
See, The stage is down, Exactly as planned,
Sit down, In the Opera you have to be quiet,
Kjell, if you believe you are a stage worker, you are,
- You have to believe it, Kjell, - Yes Yes,
Hello, I am a stagehand,
Does anyone here know what pride is?
How can it be so difficult to avoid the alarm going off?
- Shhh! Be quiet, man, - Yes,
What do we do the day the enemy knocks?
- Or call, - Shall we just open?
And say "welcome in"?
"Come in to me!" With open arms!
It was to try and kill Egon,
Next,
We must fight, Fight against the overpowering!
That's the fighting spirit I want to see in you!
Hurry up,
I want to see a group of invincible museum guards,
Brothers and sisters arm in arm,
Was it a balloon? What's a balloon doing in here?
Yes, it's sitting here, Wait a minute,
Satan to Egon Olsen!
Race!
- Open the door, - Open the door,
I'm here, Bøtte,
Don't say "Bucket, Bucket, Bucket" in the middle of a coup!
I am stuck, My ass is getting ripped,
When you shit your pants, you have to dry yourself, Yes, you must!
- You promised it wouldn't happen again! - Shut up!
Grab him!
Follow me,
Now I do, Came, Take care there,
Hey! Hello!
Come, hurry,
Cautious,
Send patrol cars, lots of them, to the Munch Museum, Block off Bjørvika!
No, Holm, Stop! This must not get out,
No!
Before hell!
These are the world's three most famous paintings, It escapes,
Where are the swans?
Should there be swans? Wouldn't that be a little weird?
- I have to go to the toilet, - No, Bass,,,
- Where is the egg? - Maybe we won't be on time,
19,33,
- What are you doing here? - That is the wrong notion,
You don't take Bøtte's ass,
- I don't know where the toilet is, - I'll show you,
Stop!
Hey! God damn!
Egon Olsen!
Stay away!
Damn it!
Let go of me!
Timed and organised,
- Damn it! - Damn good, Egon,
- We have a situation, - Is it serious?
I do not know,,,
- All three "The Scream" have been stolen, - What?! What are you doing?! Are you crazy?
No no, I have complete control,
- We will solve it without the press,,, - If the press hears about this,,,
- They hear about it when it is resolved, - You are a disgrace to the police!
Am I going to be busted by a spectacled monkey?
I think the beginning was good, but then I lost the thread,
- Where did the police come into the picture? - Yes, it was strange,
What became of your father, Egon and Benny?
- Here are the paintings, - I thought so,
I have been told that you were at the Opera yesterday,
It was easy to figure out where you wanted to show up,
It was just to investigate which art dealers you have sat in with,
It's all about timing, Voila!
Voila!
- Voila! Holm, in with the press now, - Come in,
This way, Come on, come on, Timing! Come on!
You probably wanted to know why you are here, The Munch Museum was looted last night,
Yes, Yes, And all three editions of "The Scream" disappeared,
The thief was a notorious petty criminal -
- with the nickname Bøtten, She was apprehended,
But the paintings were gone,
But we shall see them now,
Because here we have the thief, Egon Olsen,
Is that right, Olsen? Did you plan the theft?
- No, I don't know anything about that, - Yes, he does,
16-0,
No no, These are three paintings that I should have rated,
Here!
Sounds like I've been dumped right into something big,
Have you lost three editions of "The Scream"?
- Are they gone? - Are there other suspects?
Will a reward be offered?
- You won't get away with this, - Didn't I just do that?
What did I say, Hermansen? 15-1,
Help me, Holm,
Help,
We find the paintings,
We have our best people on the case,
We search broadly and systematically,
- Bounty? - The bounty is ten thousand,,,
Ten million! Ten million in bounty, Ten million to the finder!
Ten million!
- It's the chief of police, - Not now, Holm! Read the room,
Hi Holm, I have good news,
- A girl has found the pictures, - It's brilliant,
The thieves must have gotten cold feet, The girl was really good -
- and reported it immediately,
Fantastic,
We haven't offered a reward, but I think the girl deserves a reward,
Hermansen has promised a bounty of ten million,
What has Hermansen promised as a reward?
Ten million,
It's him! Hey! It's Aron Løvrød!
He has stolen construction materials worth several thousand kroner,
Aaron! Aaron!
Aron Løvrød!
- How are you, Egon? - It was stupid that it ended like that,
Stupid? Did you not keep the apartment?
Yes, Bassen fixed it, And then she invested the rest,
- Smart young people, - In Valborg's nail salon,
- Bassen has invited us on a trip, - We are on the Hurtigruten,
- Bass, Valborg, - Is it Egon?
You can believe we're having a good time, Egon!
How do you get the days going?
You'll know when I get out, Now I must escape,
Have fun,
- Did you hear that, Benny? - Yes, He has a plan,
Don't say anything, Valborg can hear it,
You mentioned something about a silver treasure,
Yes, Not just an ordinary tax, a Nazi tax,
Thanks to the people behind the previous films about the Olsen gang, -
- which has thrilled the Norwegian cinema audience and created history,
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